i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
"My alone feels so good, I’ll only have you if you’re sweeter than my solitude."
- Warsan Shire (via romannovas)
(Source: afro-dominicano, via toriceratops)
"1. Sometimes you’ll be like, “HEY EVERYONE LET’S DO SUSHI AND DRINKS AND FUN STUFF TOMORROW NIGHT!” but then tomorrow night comes and you regret everything as you try to weasel your way out of plans that you created. You resent 24-Hours-Ago-You for being so enthusiastic."
- 14 Struggles Of Being Happy and Social Or Sad and Standoffish With No In-between (via varjaks)
(Source: artbylexie, via sunharry)
A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
Homosexual: sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
Heterosexual: an undying lust for Macklemore.
Asexual: attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
Pansexual: a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
Polysexual: sexual attraction to polygons.
Bisexual: Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
Demisexual: Never ending love of demi lovato
concert looks: anything that will make the girl next to you feel threatened and will get you laid by your fave band member
When u feel really hot but look terrible in all your selfies